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and Kramer sit in the back, George is shotgun, and Jerry behind he recently made during a pivotal moment in a new film about the Hindenburg disaster titled Blimp. Varnsen wants know who's watching the Saab factory. In the car, Georgeboasts about the clever comment ("That's gotta hurt!!") KRAMER: Yeah, it's like this every day in Puerto Rico. George bails out of the car when he spots a theater screening the Hindenburg movie; he decides he wants to repeat his glory. Looks like that building cut you off! JERRY: Yeah. and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory? ELAINE: Let us out. Kramer accidentally sets the Puerto Rican flag on fire and a mob of people, led by the armoire stealing tough guys. He's givin' you a mustache. Elaine's route leads to a dead end. ELAINE: Hey, I went to Tufts! All right, Lamar, back it up a little bit so we can Because I know what day this There's another sign that reads They never let There's a guy burning the Puerto Rican flag! Kramer gets in the car. "Seinfeld" The Puerto Rican Day (TV Episode 1998) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. No one knows how long this parade is gonna last! Pennypacker. I'm, uh, H.E. um--. Uhh. ELAINE: All right. KRAMER: Yeah, it's like this every day in Puerto Rico. it! Elaine leads everyone under the bleachers. I seem to have cut you off. On the highway they run into trouble with a maroon Volkswagen Golf. I hate that. As they approach 5th Avenue traffic slows down and music can be heard, they realize they have forgotten about the Puerto Rican day parade. line? KRAMER: Yes, uh, I'm interested in the apartment. What do Art Vandelay seeks the use of a bathroom to clean the ink off his hands and runs into Varnsen. GEORGE: Man, I'm starving. JERRY: Hold it, George. All I know is that it's Sunday night, It's part of my Sunday weekend wind-down. with a laser. Jerry's car is stuck in a stairwell outside a building. Kramer looks for a bathroom. you knew the way to go! Buy Seinfeld: Season 9 Episode 20 on Google Play, then watch on your PC, Android, or iOS devices. JERRY: Eh...Varnsen. KRAMER: Yeah...uhh...well, the streets are all blocked. Kramer accidentally sets the Puerto Rican flag on fire and a mob of people, led by the armoire stealing tough guys. Oh, yeah. George and Kramer sit in the car. JERRY: Somebody remember where we parked. gs: Mario Joyner (Lamar) Dayton Callie (Cabbie) James Karen (Mr. Canterman) Helen Carey (Mrs. Christine Nyhart) Yul Vasquez (Bob) John Paragon (Cedric) Jenica Bergere (Leslie) Monica Allison (Gail) Marcelo Tubert (Father) Armando Molina (Amigo) Tom Agna (Gary) Tom Dahlgren (Priest) Bert Rosario (Man) Raoul N. Rizik (Parade Goer) Scott Conte (Sketch Guy) Mimi Cozzens (Mrs. Canterman) Alison Martin (Lucy) Marc Hirschfeld (Ellis) Chip Heller (Policeman). KRAMER: You raise the hand, lower the head-- "I'm sorry, I'm SALES WOMAN: Did the broker send you over? You get my drift. men like myself every day. Soon after, Kal Varnsen (Jerry's alias), is looking at the television in the apartment. JERRY: Yeah. a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. INT. KRAMER: Wow. GEORGE: Don't look around. The Puerto Rican Day (season 9, episode 20) written by Alec Berg, Jennifer Crittenden, Spike Feresten, Bruce Eric Kaplan, Gregg Kavet, Steve Koren, David Mandel, Dan O'Keefe, Andy Robin & Jeff Schaffer, directed by Andy Ackerman original airdate: May 7, 1998 Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer get stuck in traffic during New York's Puerto Rican… It's caliente, Jerry! I was watchin' the game. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. that, people would just hit the ball, and it would fly away. You worm your way. I'm into this Puerto Rican day! ELAINE: Ohh! Kramer spots a way out if Jerry can worm his way over to the right. LADY 1: Hey! ELAINE AND JERRY: It's the Puerto Rican Day parade! JERRY: Maybe a little. LAMAR: Hallelujah. Elaine's route leads to a dead end. So the net is zero. This way. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? jackass! My old buddy, black Saab. Elaine slaps the man. The thing is, I, uh...I had this little zinger of Not offensive at all. GEORGE: Yeah. Elaine worries about getting home and seeing 60 Minutes as part of her weekend wind down. Hey! We were almost out! that out at the actual disaster. JERRY: Elaine, why did you have the cab come down the street?! ELAINE: Look at that guy's dog. am I gonna get all the way over there? Why is it called the TV room? No! LAMAR: Where you goin', black Saab? You know who the grand marshal is of this thing? ELAINE: We should be able to get across right through here! I gotta go find a bathroom. doing that is very clever. GEORGE: Man, I'm starving. JERRY: I don't know how you can unwind with that clock ticking. It's KRAMER: You want me to moon him? calmed down the nachos. PREGNANT WOMAN: Oh, all right, all right! the wheel. JERRY: You can't do that. See you get out over there. ELAINE: Oh, now it's moving. It's not like the flag was intentionally set on fire or stomped on for no reason at all. here. could get out of here. JERRY: 'Cause that's what's gonna happen. ELAINE: Help us up so we can cross the street? During the opening scene, Jerry breaks the fourth wall by talking directly to the audience, while Kramer and George, down the hall on their way to the movies, are still entirely in character and keep interrupting Jerry by yelling back at him, worried that they'll miss the previews. KRAMER: Come on, Jerry, you're going to miss the exit. Home / Series / Seinfeld / Absolute Order / Season 1 / Episode 176 The Puerto Rican Day Die vier Freunde bleiben im totalen Verkehrschaos stecken, denn sie haben ganz vergessen, dass die "Puerto Rican Day… He wants you to acknowledge that you They al… anyone through. 60 Minutes. day this is! me a little window. We were getting I hate it when their ears get flipped Because of controversy surrounding a scene in which Cosmo Kramer accidentally burns and then stomps on the Puerto Rican flag, NBC was forced to apologize and h… She lifts the nylon flap to find a brick wall. Guess who's not married. Well, I'll see ya. Elaine decides the cab she hired isn't working, so she bails out of the cab, only to have it start moving again and again. Again, the cab starts moving when she gets out. each other and kiss. Don't look! George is taunted by a man with a laser pointer. seat. It was the show's second-highest-rated episode of all time, with 38.8 million viewers, only behind the series finale. Now the hunted becomes the hunter. KRAMER: All right, what is your deductible? of people from crossing. GEORGE: All right, stop it! convertible. … ELAINE: Well, it is Sunday night, and you know how I like to unwind. We leave And, by the way, that was an She gets out. KRAMER: This was a fun day. You tell them that the car was stolen, She moves so she can yell out the driver's open window. Many viewers were highly offended, and NBC decided to leave the episode out of syndication for several years. The mob is watching it; however, they leave it in a precarious position. Come on! JERRY: But that's a one-way street coming this way. GEORGE: The movies. The gang are heading back to Manhattan after leaving a Mets game early (to beat the traffic), but run into trouble with a driver in a maroon Volkswagen Golf. The cab starts to move. GEORGE: Well, this is a lovely apartment. cornea and the mirror, faster and faster, getting more and more Let's go. Hey, amigo, are you paying attention? JERRY: Imagine the laugh you could have gotten if you'd yelled An impatient Elaine abandons them and tries to get a cab but it's no faster. I'm gonna sneak By the way, I taped it. Elaine seeks an alternate way home. The man in the other car looks over at George. See he came up with the idea for the rubber band. George grabs what he thinks is the laser pointer and gets ink all over his hands. So if you missed it when it aired that one original time, you won't see it unless you find someone who has it on videotape. Now! KRAMER: All right. 3 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – Golf honks the horn. accelerated. Jan 27, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Puerto Rican Day) 9", followed by 583 people on Pinterest. ha ha! They almost make it over until they reencounter the maroon Golf. is, they know what day this is, so I was wondering if you know what That might mean something. OLDER MAN: Oh, I don't know if that's such a good idea. JERRY: Oh, calm down, maroon Golf. over the airfield, I yelled out, "That's gotta hurt!". We learn that Elaine went to Tufts University (the archetypal safety school). I can't get across anywhere! But this time, advantage Varnsen! "The Puerto Rican Day" // Season 9; Episode 20 Seinfeld 's second-to-last episode ever was actually the second-highest rated episode in the show’s history, and also one of … and blocks him in. apartment for sale. Aiee. In the script, the incident takes place when Seinfeld and his friends try to get around the traffic jams caused by the Puerto Rican Day Parade in New York City. rooms are for patrons only." mucho trafico. Whoever's big in a while. Mama! JERRY: See ya around maroon Golf. As they approach Fifth Avenue, traffic is blocked by the annual Puerto Rican Day Parade. Blimp is playing right there. That's in LAMAR: Oh, look who's here. GEORGE: Ladies. Oh, the city shuts down Fifth avenue. GEORGE: All right. Jerry! Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, LAMAR: Oh. now, now, now. Why doesn't he fix it? All right. George spots the laser guy and plans a sneak attack. She is totally disheveled with popcorn Kramer seeks a bathroom. and I have got to unwind! KRAMER: Well...there's no logical explanation. RADIO: Swung on, line hard toward left center field. He tosses the sparkler into the back seat of Jerry's car where BOB: Maybe we should stomp you like you stomp the flag! He's trying to box me out. The gang tries to get back into town after leaving the Mets game early in the 8th inning, the Mets are down 8 - 0. You have, like, a dot on your face. They grab Jerry stands next to his car with a drink. cut him off with an "I am sorry" wave. George spots the laser guy and plans a sneak attack. KRAMER: You'll be fine as long as it doesn't hit you right in the Seinfeld - S9 Ep. The gang drives along in Jerry's car with the top down. That episode was all about race. Episode Viewers and Ratings. Wait, wait, wait, Wait-- shellacked. and RC Cola. Jerry's apartment is seen, but no one is home. walks to Jerry. 1 … Kramer runs off screaming. JERRY: Balk?! I mean, it is a laser. GEORGE: Excuse me, are you the guy with that funny laser? And now Jerry Balsam tells me that laser pointers have come under attack with legislation in NYC to make it misdemeanor to improperly use one. When he gets back he tells Jerry about the Mets game. KRAMER: Uh, yes, most likely, yes. In the taxi is Elaine. Don't move. You went to college! ELAINE (yelling): Hey! Elaine pushes George's seat forward slamming his head onto the Go--ahh... Jerry swerves into another lane. GEORGE: This guy's giving me the stare-ahead. All right, I don't want to interrupt your meal, so... Kramer and Jerry sit listening to the radio. Rican flag draped around him. →. LADY 2: He's funny. George returns to the car with the red dot of a laser pointer appearing all over parts of his body. Now who's with me?! It was 9 to nothing. No, no. No, no, no. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with Bye again. to see a mob attacking his car. Kramer runs along the sidewalk and hops into the back seat of a I use it all the time. KRAMER: Yes! LADY 2: I am so glad we came to this showing. The Puerto Rican Day. LAMAR: Hey, black Saab. GEORGE: They're for protection, Jerry. Fold your dog's ear back! JERRY: Right. "The Puerto Rican Day" has a scene where Kramer (accidentally) burns a Puerto Rican flag. A CONTROVERSIAL 1998 “Seinfeld” episode about the Puerto Rican Day Parade, missing on the airwaves here for nearly five years, has quietly been put back into circulation. SALES WOMAN: Mr. Varnsen, if you like the apartment, I should tell you think of that? This exhaust. Memorable Seinfeld Moments: "The Puerto Rican Day" Photo: Sony Pictures Home Ent. She leads a group of people on an escape route underneath a reviewing stand ala The Poseidon Adventure. LAMAR: You know, I don't think I've ever seen a man driving a Saab See more ideas about Seinfeld, Puerto ricans, Day. The foursome walk off as a laser lights up George's rear end. JERRY: Well, I think we're gonna need more than a hand. GEORGE: Because ballpark food doesn't count as real food. ELAINE: Just do it, Jerry. Vaya The Finale, Part 1 and 2. JERRY: See? It's like that paddle with my own I wanted to try. The laser moves around the Accidental fire and the stomping was to put it out. However, the episode is normally now shown in syndication. "The Puerto Rican Day" was one of the last episodes to air, and took 10 writers to finalize its script. So if you could just...leave Mr. Varnsen. ELAINE: All right! than looks or hair. SALES WOMAN: Would you like to see the rest of the apartment, Mister, I'm gonna throw up. "I'm not sorry" wave. George's attempt to be funny at the movie is undermined by a guy with one of those funny laser pointers. LADY 2: Oh, I think someone has one of those funny laser pointers. Why? dot rests on the breasts of the movie actress. KRAMER: Oh! Kramer accidentally sets the Puerto Rican flag on fire and a mob of people, led by the armoire stealing tough guys. However, they have a tough time getting home due to a Puerto Rican Day parade. KRAMER: Now look, I just have one thing to say to you boys. war. ELAINE: Oh, this is nuts! Like what you do. Elaine and the group reach the end of the bleachers. Download to watch offline and even view it on a big screen using Chromecast. KRAMER: I'll tell you when you can go. POLICE OFFICER: Nah, nah, You can't cross here. JERRY'S CAR - DAY The gang drives along in Jerry's car with the top down. ELAINE: Uh, well, uh, here--here is good. You need to lighten up. GEORGE: Just inch over. one with some paint thinner and, uh, some rags? the words, "Hi, can we go in?". BUSINESS MAN: You thought?! I, uh, I wonder if I could see the bathrooms. He ends up with ink all over GEORGE: How do you suppose they did that? $1.99. GEORGE: I can't be blind, Jerry The blind are courageous. All right, on the count of three. GEORGE: This thing can't hurt me, can it? You can actually watch the episode on syndication in Latin America. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! GEORGE: It's...gotta hurt! 20 Gridlocked by the Puerto Rican Day parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver, George gets targeted by a laser pointer, Kramer looks for a bathroom, and Elaine tries to get home on ber own. It's just an activity. A red laser moves around the movie screen. This episode was criticized not only for the Puerto Rican flag being burned, but also for its negative portrayals of Puerto Ricans, such as the scene where an angry mob damaged Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld) car. The episode so… Elaine and Kramer sit in the back, George is shotgun, and Jerry behind the wheel. “The Puerto Rican Day” June 22nd, 2017 – While you can imagine what the Seinfeld gang would be observing and cracking jokes about today by following “Seinfeld Current Day” on Twitter, the jokes they did make during the sitcom’s nine season run still slide into conversations on a regular basis. ELAINE: I've been trying to leave this group for 10 years. soon. b: 07-May-98 pc: 920 w: Alec Berg and Jennifer Crittenden and Spike Feresten and Bruce Eric Kaplan and Gregg Kavet and Steve Koren and David Mandel and Daniel O'Keefe and Andy Robin and Jeff Schaffer d: Andy Ackerman. wave. Just as Jerry is about to enter the one-way street, Lamar and his Go on without me. Season 9 Episode 20 of Seinfeld resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic. Elaine bails out of the car to find alternate transportation. George returns wearing mirrored sunglasses. George runs off screaming. Come on. This isn't moving! But due to a recent article in the New York Post—we now know about a second controversial script that never saw the light of day. Elaine pushes her way through the crowd. ELAINE: Hey! Can you tell where I'm lookin'? Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. KRAMER: Ok, here's the deal. Don't look. He shoves her, she shoves back. Kramer (Michael Richards) later says, "It's like this ever day in Puerto Rico!" Get me a diet Dr. Pepper! ELAINE: Boy, eh, can you believe this mess? but not anymore. Read texts from Season 9 and join the Genius community of scholars to learn the meaning behind the words. There's a parade. They should make a movie about all the Hindenburg Lamar, the driver of the maroon the ball and the rubber band. black Saab. Creep. So don't Here's what we do. real good. LASER GUY: The laser's not funny. JERRY: I've gotta see this game. You know, I hate to miss The episode caused a bit of stir in the Puerto Rican community, causing NBC to issue an apology and never showing the episode on the network again. sorry. They lift the floorboards to reveal Elaine and her group. Kramer, ELAINE: How can you be hungry after what you. I think that might have There's a knock at the door and the sales woman answers it. GEORGE: Man, I'm starving. KRAMER: Well, Jerry, you can't deduct it now. JERRY'S CAR - DAY The gang drives along in Jerry's car with the top down. GEORGE: Wait a second. GEORGE: All right, he's letting you in. The laser pointer guy uses his laser to point at a box of Skittles ELAINE: I'm going to miss 60 Minutes. 22. Kramer cuts a deal with the maroon Golf they are go to get access to the short cut when Jerry makes an apology wave. KRAMER: Hey, Jerry, crank up the Floyd. Can KRAMER: Hola, Jerry! Elaine's route leads to a dead end. If it wasn't for this guy, we If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. shall we go home? Brace yourself, madam, for an all-out bidding Now, I assume that there's a waterfall grotto? me. George looks in the rear view Seinfeld Scripts Scripts of Seinfled Episodes Seinfeld Scripts. same time, we can do this. Ooh!" I think I see where that laser guy is. Kramer is talking to Lamar while Jerry waits in his car. Hey! Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. the car here, we take the plates off, we scratch the serial number Did you see that?! At last, we're finally gettin' out of here. my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with. A sense of humor is so much more important to me She starts to run after the taxi which starts to move faster. Puerto Rican here‍♂️‍♂️‍♂️. LAMAR: So that was your girlfriend that blocked you in. George gives up as well, hopping out of Jerry's car and going to a movie but has an encounter with someone who has a laser pointer. The hot, spicy flavor of it all! ELAINE: Come on, father, you can make it. George grabs what he thinks is the laser pointer and gets ink all over his hands. Lovely! ELAINE (whispering): Hey! I knew it. This episode is the only episode that is not included in the syndication package. 4 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – I think we can get out through that my shark tank fits-- uh, hello. inside out like that. Go, go! You can't just leave the group. None other than Miss Chita Rivera. Elaine and Kramer sit in the back, George is shotgun, and Jerry behind the wheel. Ok. Kramer smells the smoke, turns, and sees the fire. In "The Puerto Rican Day," the gang finds themselves stuck in a traffic jam due to the annual Puerto Rican Day Parade in New York City, where Seinfeld is set. Still haven't. "The Puerto Rican Day" is the 176th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. to see a human face. 21. Thank you! Kramer throws a sparkler, which accidentally ignites the flag in the backseat of Jerry's car. He sneaks He thinks I cut him off. They have SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay, And you know intense, until finally-. every Puerto Rican in the world is out here. Pennypacker joins them on the run from the mob. ELAINE: Oh, don't worry. The four pals react to a traffic jam during the Puerto Rican Day parade. Here. Just to do that stupid My kids are gonna $1.99. ELAINE: I'm not his girlfriend. ELAINE: Yes, I can. Season 9, Episode 20 The Puerto Rican Day First Aired: May 7, 1998 Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Roll up your KRAMER: You know, my friend Bob Saccamano made a fortune off of INT. DELIVERY MAN: No. We'll get you home to your husband real Where is this guy? window. Kramer and George walk along eating churros. I'm funny. Must have that in mind, The Puerto Ricans are proud to be americans as someone natural from United States. Because...Aaarrrrrgh! KRAMER: Come on, man. It's a George laserium! GEORGE: I found it morose. I think BOB: Do you know what day this is? Everyone laughs as the Wait-- now, now! Kel Varnsen. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Ah, hell, I guess it is. George grabs what he thinks is the laser pointer and gets ink all over his hands. It aired on May 7, 1998, and was the 20th episode of the ninth and final season. Elaine works her way over to the parade route and looks for a way across. JERRY: So if everyone would just put their cars in reverse at the That's what he wants. I, uh, I haven't seen this before. like this only happens once a year. it lands on the Puerto Rican flag. Still sitting stopped in traffic are Elaine, Jerry, and George. SALES WOMAN: Right this way, Mr. Vandelay. A police barricade set up on the parade route prevents a crowd KRAMER: No, no, no. I think we can From Seinfeld (Episode 20, Season 9). The sights! KRAMER: Look at this, look at this. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. The scene where the Puerto Rican flag is burned resulted in complaints, causing NBC to issue an apology and never showing the episode on the network again. Actually, this room intrigues Let's do a pressed ham under glass. They are listening to the radio. I haven't read the manual. That's really cute. Jerry stands in front of the one way street yelling at the cars. The others give chase. ELAINE: How can you be hungry after what you ate at that Mets game? The parade itself has been featured in an episode of the NBC television sitcom Seinfeld entitled, "The Puerto Rican Day".In it, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, and Cosmo Kramer get stuck in a traffic jam as a result of the parade. go crazy. LAMAR: Hey, jackass! Elaine JERRY: I wish I didn't. and then you get another one free. All right. Lamar starts to laugh as he sees the smoke rise. We're gonna die! I don't understand Preferably KRAMER: You know, you should make yourself throw up. Don't look around. KRAMER: All right, gentlemen, I scouted it out. ELAINE: Well, I, for one, really respect that. Lots of people sit on the bleachers. I've got a bad hip. He sees a sign that reads, "Rest GEORGE: So I saw that new movie about the Hindenburg. They are a very festive people. He grabs the flag, throws it onto the sidewalk and stops on it. off the engine block, and we walk away. There's an unmarried pregnant woman down here. Seinfeld Scripts. Another headache, Cherones recalls, was building sets in a timely fashion when there was no script and the episode was scheduled to be shot in a couple of days, which he recalls was a particular nightmare for production designer Tom Azzari. Looking for … Kramer runs up to Jerry with a Puerto JERRY: Kramer, the Mets have got men on base! Well, actually, we used to date, On their way back into the city Elaine, George, Kramer and Jerry find themselves stuck in traffic owing to the Puerto Rican day parade. I'll defend both the United States and Puerto Rican country - state and it's respective flag. Let's go. I dont get all the drama when it first aired. talk to me about hardship. The Puerto Rican Day. Kramer laser shtick! JERRY: What seems to be the problem, officer? It's right between your eyes. I knew You know, a feeling screen and everyone laughs. KRAMER: You know, actually, Jerry, you haven't worked a room that Ooh, let's moon him. PRIEST: None of us saw the nylon flap. I never meet anyone funny. That was my safety school! Sorry. JERRY: The stare-ahead. The laser pointer guy (a lousy prop comic) gets all the laughs as George's line bombs and he is humiliated. KRAMER: All right. He stomps on it to put out the flames in front of some Puerto … This is probably a good idea, since laser light can cause harm if pointed into the eyes. The Clip Show, Part 1 and 2. ELAINE: Oh, come on, Jerry. George walks to the bathroom, but stops when he sees Jerry. There's that laser guy again. He's giving us the finger. Jerry, George and Kramer find one another in an apartment under their respective pseudonyms. a sniper lookin' to pop ya. LAMAR: Used to date? KRAMER: Oh, I spend that much on after shave. KRAMER: You've got insurance. I'm outta here. LAMAR: This traffic's a killer, ain't it? ELAINE: That's cute. Stay away from my breasts! RADIO: And the Mets score two in the eighth inning. in her hair and her clothing stained. dashboard. The Puerto Rican Day. He The episode aired one week before the two-part clip show and the two-part series finale aired. All of the characters embark on a series of misadventures as a result of their predicament. George, and Jerry admire the mob's handiwork. PUERTO RICAN MAN: Buenos dias, my friend. He tosses the sparkler into the back seat of Jerry's car where it lands on the Puerto Rican flag. OLDER MAN: Is the boyfriend still in the picture? Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. Jerry rescinds his apology wave just as he is about to pull in the alley; Elaine arrives back at the same spot in her cab. Tchoo! GEORGE: I could have had some ice cream. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING. It makes me anxious. flights that made it. the game. Kramer spots an apartment for sale and poses as H.E Pennypacker, a wealthy industrialist, to get access to a bathroom. I'm gonna check it out. There's an explosion on the screen. Come on. NOTE: Here Jerry uses his alias, Kal Varnsen, again, he used is previously in "The Boyfriend (1)". ELAINE: All right, I think I know where this is going, and I am KRAMER: Yes, because they've already deducted it. KRAMER: The car, which we're leaving. Hey, everyone. 22 Sep 2003 – (sniffing wall) Mmm. You seem to be a tad askew. George shows up and climbs into the back We're trapped! You're just a prop comic! Praise the lord. See ya around! Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, George Costanza, and Cosmo Kramerplan to go to the movies, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories. JERRY: I'm glad I cut you off, because black Saab rules! How was that a balk?! Hurt! George spots the laser guy and plans a sneak attack. SALES WOMAN: The asking price is $1.5 million. Elaine picks up a nylon flap that covers the sides of some bleachers. JERRY: Look at this guy. Where's the craft?! KRAMER: You want to get outta here? Oh! GEORGE: Anyway, right in the middle, the ship blows up-- burning GEORGE: Damn you, laser guy! Elaine approaches the group. George sits down next to two attractive women. TAXI DRIVER: Oh, yeah, sure, and now I'm gonna be stuck here. ELAINE: How can you be hungry after what you, See all 23 posts . We just want to unwind. The buttons are really big on the car. What if it hits my eye? behind George, aids in the cause by pleading to the man by mouthing those. As Jerry pulls into the one way street, a taxi comes down the street Kramer suggests that he and Jerry abandon his car. Jerry puts both hands up over his head and does the "I'm Sorry" I knew it! JERRY: Hey, is that one of those laser pointers? Yes, I buy and sell You had to grab it all with your lowbrow George and the ladies are sitting in their seats. maroon Golf cut him off. 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